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'I'm worried Tom has a drinking problem.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

A Good Batch.

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

You've Had Enough!

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

My dad makes his own beer.

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

Beer Lunch

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

'I brew it myself.'

'I should never have let you pick the taps!'

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

'Why bother recreating the 5,000-year-old recipe fo the ancient Egyptians, when there's already one that old at the back of the fridge?'