Home Brewing Gifts

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

Just add water.

Home Wine Making Kit.

'So, how do you like it? I crushed the grapes myself!'

'I'm worried Tom has a drinking problem.'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

Mmm, where does the house wine come from? It's local. (Home brew kit in the back).

My dad makes his own beer.

'Of course, if you'd like to splurge, this home brewing kit costs $12,000 - it comes with a genuine German brewmaster.'

'Domestic Beers'

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

'Would you like to try some of our home-made?'

'Can't you come up with something more elegant than 'Dave's Homemade Booze'?'

who says you cant make your own wine out of gooseberries

Tepid Beer - Going out of Beer.

'So that's why you keep asking for grapes!'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Bikers.

Home-made wine

'I brew it myself.'

'I think the home made wine is a little on the sharp-side...!'

'I ran out of wine bottles, so I used empty peanut butter jars. How do you like your Merlot, creamy or extra chunky?'

'You're going to start home brewing, aren't you?'

Old Irascible? Someone call?

'These home brew kits are great... I reckon they'd taste even better if I were to give them a chance to ferment!'

Home brewing.

"I expect you thought I was out, my car not being here... it's gone for service!"

'Jim should call his home brew Lottery Ticket - there's about a 1-in-50-million chance of being happy with it.'

'Why bother recreating the 5,000-year-old recipe fo the ancient Egyptians, when there's already one that old at the back of the fridge?'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Day 16 of self-isolation and the impromptu gin tasting session had been a success.

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

Bitter