Homemade Brewer Gifts

My dad makes his own beer.

A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

You've Had Enough!

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

"Tap anywhere to begin."

'I should never have let you pick the taps!'

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

'I brew it myself.'

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

"We grind our own catnip."

Now that, my friend, is a beer garden!

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

'Why bother recreating the 5,000-year-old recipe fo the ancient Egyptians, when there's already one that old at the back of the fridge?'

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'