Craft Beer Fan T-Shirts

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Joined at the hipster.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Bottle Distillery

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else! (Published originally on Nov. 8, 2015.)

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

Cold Beers and Skiers

Beer Lunch

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

'I brew it myself.'

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

Hipster Coffee

"You order the microbrew?"