Microbrewery Fan T-Shirts

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Joined at the hipster.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Which Hogwarts house are you?

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

Hipster Coffee

"You order the microbrew?"

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

'It's from the local microbrewery.'

'Colin's invention soon remedied his RSI problem... Nothing was going to stop him enjoying his favourite tipple!'

'It's the ultimate micro brew. Put some hops and yeast in your mouth and gargle.'

"With that craft beer, you're paying for the finest hops, choicest barleys and a lot more alcohol."

Ducks on Trucks

"All the good band names are taken by microbreweries."

'Yum Yum Bakery - a subsidiary of Slim-Down Weight Loss Centres.'

Global warming finally hits home. . .

The Beer Whisperer

A mailbox outside a house reads "The Larson Family and Microbrewery".

'Say - they tell me this real ale of yours is really SOMETHING,buddy!'

Give a man a six-pack and he'll drink for a day. Give a man a brewery and he'll drink for a lifetime. ?

'To do this job effectively, you've got to be well educated I speak Heineken, Beck's, Guinness, Stella Artois, Tuborg,,,'

You make me want to say things I've never said before and do things I've never done before. What a sweet thing to - Shh, I'm talking to my beer.

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

'Either currents have wings or there's a fly in this bun!'

Cookie Shop. New Year's Resolutions Broken Here. Frank, you're already giving up on your resolution to lose weight? Yes, but I'm keeping my resolution to frequently these old friends! The last ten days I've discovered that it's hard to lose weight as we get older and our eyesight declines. What does eyesight have to do with it? It's very difficult to hit a target weight when that target looks so tiny compared to my current weight!

'The -HIC- brewery must have been -HIC- taken over by a -HIC- rating agency... why else -HIC- could I feel that -HIC- downgraded...'

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

'That's it, no more stimulus for you.'