Microbrew Aficionado T-Shirts

'It's the ultimate micro brew. Put some hops and yeast in your mouth and gargle.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'You've had enough!'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Tea Snob.

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

Beer Lunch

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

'I brew it myself.'

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

Lite Beer.

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

Alcohol Ingredients

"You order the microbrew?"