Microbreweries T-Shirts

A mailbox outside a house reads "The Larson Family and Microbrewery".

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Beer Stall

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Bottle Distillery

'Malty tasking.'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

California Beverages Map

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'I brew it myself.'

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

Real Beer People

'This low-alcohol beer doesn't taste bad with a scotch in it.'

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

Alcohol Ingredients