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'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'We'll take it!'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

A bar selling 'crafty' beer is more popular than a bar selling 'craft' beer.

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

Pints of Lager

'This wasn't quite what I had in mind when you suggested 'alternative medicine''

Real Beer People

"Want to see me make him beg, roll over and shake?"

'God! This tastes like cats...'

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

'You bums have been to the microbrewery again, haven't you?'

"You order the microbrew?"

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

'It's the ultimate micro brew. Put some hops and yeast in your mouth and gargle.'

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

Great Moments in Beer

'It's from the local microbrewery.'

"It'll cut into our profit margin if we encourage them to drink responsibly."

"The Convent of the Immaculate Heart Brewery"

A mailbox outside a house reads "The Larson Family and Microbrewery".

'Come on. You've been nursing that pint for hours!'

Give a man a six-pack and he'll drink for a day. Give a man a brewery and he'll drink for a lifetime. ?

The Ventriloquist's Arms

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

Whitbreads Drunkard Beer

Laga Lamp.

"If this beer had a head it would hang it in shame."

'It's sad to think the world is down to just 12 countries.'