Microbrewery Owner T-Shirts

"We just think Zeke here can really give us that microbrewery fund."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Best Before 5th Pint.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

You've done it again, Harry.

Wine: New & Old!!!

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

Real Beer People

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

"You order the microbrew?"

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

Wine: harsh, boring, pretentious, shallow and mischievous.

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'