Microbrewery Owner Gifts

"We just think Zeke here can really give us that microbrewery fund."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

A bar selling 'crafty' beer is more popular than a bar selling 'craft' beer.

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

You've done it again, Harry.

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

Wine: New & Old!!!

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

Real Beer People

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

Now that, my friend, is a beer garden!

"You order the microbrew?"

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'