Microbrews Gifts

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

A Good Batch.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Beer Stall

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Joined at the hipster.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Bottle Distillery

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

'Malty tasking.'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

California Beverages Map

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else! (Published originally on Nov. 8, 2015.)

'I brew it myself.'

Real Beer People

'This low-alcohol beer doesn't taste bad with a scotch in it.'

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'