Microbrews Gifts

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

A Good Batch.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Beer Stall

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Bottle Distillery

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

'Malty tasking.'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

California Beverages Map

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

Real Beer People

'I brew it myself.'

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

'This low-alcohol beer doesn't taste bad with a scotch in it.'

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.