Microbrewery Adventurer Gifts

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

Bottle Distillery

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Malty tasking.'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"So much for that vintage!"

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Real Beer People

'You bums have been to the microbrewery again, haven't you?'

'God! This tastes like cats...'

"You order the microbrew?"

"My owner found a mouse in one of his beers and, instead of being grateful, the stupid fool sued the brewery!"

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

'Oi! '