Microbrewery Adventurer Gifts

'It's from the local microbrewery.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

Bottle Distillery

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Malty tasking.'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

"So much for that vintage!"

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

A bar selling 'crafty' beer is more popular than a bar selling 'craft' beer.

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else! (Published originally on Nov. 8, 2015.)

Real Beer People

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

'This wasn't quite what I had in mind when you suggested 'alternative medicine''

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else!

"My owner found a mouse in one of his beers and, instead of being grateful, the stupid fool sued the brewery!"

'You bums have been to the microbrewery again, haven't you?'

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

'God! This tastes like cats...'

"You order the microbrew?"

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'