Homebrew Adventurer Gifts

"Would you like a glass of wine, I believe George has just made some...."

A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Captain steering house through flood.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

A crab with a utility knife claw

Bottle Distillery

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

Pea green

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

Face Painting.

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

G.P.S. For the Home

"Cooking Tip # 23: If at first you don't succeed, feed it to the cat."

Beef Wellingtons

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

'Oi! '

"If working 12 hours a day in a winery is making you crazy, get a hobby - like making homemade wine."

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

Shelf on an elf

Baking

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."