Homebrew Adventurer Gifts

"Would you like a glass of wine, I believe George has just made some...."

A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Captain steering house through flood.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Bottle Distillery

A crab with a utility knife claw

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

Pea green

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

Face Painting.

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

"Cooking Tip # 23: If at first you don't succeed, feed it to the cat."

G.P.S. For the Home

Beef Wellingtons

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

Baking

'Oi! '

"If working 12 hours a day in a winery is making you crazy, get a hobby - like making homemade wine."

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

Shelf on an elf

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'