Microbrew Adventurer Gifts

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Bottle Distillery

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

"Want to see me make him beg, roll over and shake?"

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

"You order the microbrew?"

'Oi! '

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

"That was a boring field trip."

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

'It's the ultimate micro brew. Put some hops and yeast in your mouth and gargle.'

'This horchata de chufas, it's very moreish you know.'

'It's from the local microbrewery.'

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

"Seriously. . . I used to leap them in a single bound!"

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

"I'm looking for something with low clearance. Something monsters won't be able to get under."

'Spider-Man does too take baths!'

'Big deal! I've already seen this on TV!'

"I'll have one for the floor bartender..."

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

'What a day. I had a close encounter of the 3rd grade kind.'

"IPAs, Crafts and Ales ... oh my!"