Microbrewery Explorer Gifts

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"You order the microbrew?"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Low-Energy Drinks

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Bottle Distillery

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'Malty tasking.'

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Wine of the Day Club

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"So much for that vintage!"

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

Real Beer People

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"My owner found a mouse in one of his beers and, instead of being grateful, the stupid fool sued the brewery!"