Craft Brew Explorer Gifts

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Low-Energy Drinks

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

The Origami Society...

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Bottle Distillery

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Malty tasking.'

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

Wine of the Day Club

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

"So much for that vintage!"

A bar selling 'crafty' beer is more popular than a bar selling 'craft' beer.

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

"Tap anywhere to begin."

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else! (Published originally on Nov. 8, 2015.)

'This wasn't quite what I had in mind when you suggested 'alternative medicine''

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Real Beer People

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."