Brew Pub Explorer Gifts

'Oh, it's that brew pub I read about. I'm not going in, I hear it has no atmosphere.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Low-Energy Drinks

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

City Boy.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'I know it's gassy...'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Men's fragrances...

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

Bottle Distillery

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Professional woman in pub

'Malty tasking.'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

Drunken singers in a public house