Brew Explorer Gifts

"It's a coffee for when you'd rather be drinking tea."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Low-Energy Drinks

Picking pastries.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Bottle Distillery

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Wine taster with mineral water

'Malty tasking.'

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"So much for that vintage!"

Complaints Desk

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Wine of the Day Club

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

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