Craft Beer Explorer Gifts

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

'It's sad to think the world is down to just 12 countries.'

Beer Brain

'It's from the local microbrewery.'

A bar selling 'crafty' beer is more popular than a bar selling 'craft' beer.

'This wasn't quite what I had in mind when you suggested 'alternative medicine''

Laga Lamp.

"If this beer had a head it would hang it in shame."

Witches Craft Brew

Beer Fancier

"I'm giving up drinking pints. Give me two halves please."

'God! This tastes like cats...'

Give a man a six-pack and he'll drink for a day. Give a man a brewery and he'll drink for a lifetime. ?

"Want to see me make him beg, roll over and shake?"

"I'll have one long Belch ale, an Old Makesmepee, and two Dumb Flirt Lights on tap."

"I'm sure 'Vikings Pillage' is a very good beer, but do you have anything with less violent labels?"

"The Convent of the Immaculate Heart Brewery"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Low-Energy Drinks

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

Bottle Distillery

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Malty tasking.'

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."