Brewery Explorer Gifts

'We're lucky. This stream could be next to a paper mill instead of a brewery.'

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

Cirrhosis of the river.

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

"C'mon, speed it up!"

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'Say - they tell me this real ale of yours is really SOMETHING,buddy!'

Cut out and keep your own Bar Man.

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Whitbreads Drunkard Beer

Beer Bellies.

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

'You bums have been to the microbrewery again, haven't you?'

"It's our anniversary. Bring us your best bottle of beer!"

"Do me a favor and, for once, don't follow directions."

"My owner found a mouse in one of his beers and, instead of being grateful, the stupid fool sued the brewery!"

Beer Belly

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"With that craft beer, you're paying for the finest hops, choicest barleys and a lot more alcohol."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'Cloudy beer! Global warming!'

'I asked for a black and tan. Instead I got a bloody miracle.'

Beer cans feed from a mother keg

'I had a nightmare last night...I dreamt that Sturgis became a dry town.'

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Beer...Better living through zymurgy.

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'Malty tasking.'

Real Beer People

"So much for that vintage!"

"Well, I think it takes a lot away from the Old World charm!"