Brewery Adventurer Gifts

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

Acme brewery.

Bottle Distillery

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Malty tasking.'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

"So much for that vintage!"

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

You've done it again, Harry.

'Beer? Wassat then?'

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

Real Beer People

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'