Brewery Adventurer Gifts

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

Acme brewery.

Bottle Distillery

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Malty tasking.'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

A bar selling 'crafty' beer is more popular than a bar selling 'craft' beer.

"So much for that vintage!"

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

'This wasn't quite what I had in mind when you suggested 'alternative medicine''

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else! (Published originally on Nov. 8, 2015.)

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."