Brew Adventurer Gifts

"IPAs, Crafts and Ales ... oh my!"

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

Bottle Distillery

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'Malty tasking.'

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

"So much for that vintage!"

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she could deal with her midlife crisis. You should try a radical makeover. When I hit midlife, I dyed my hair, got some tattoos, and dropped 75 pounds. My husband barely recognized me when he returned from overseas. He was not happy with my "new self," so I divorced him rather than change who I'd become. It was the best decision I'd made since I cut my thieving mother out

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else! (Published originally on Nov. 8, 2015.)

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

Real Beer People

'Beer? Wassat then?'