Craft Ale Adventurer Gifts

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Happy thoughts

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

Bottle Distillery

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

A bar selling 'crafty' beer is more popular than a bar selling 'craft' beer.

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

'This wasn't quite what I had in mind when you suggested 'alternative medicine''

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

"Want to see me make him beg, roll over and shake?"

'God! This tastes like cats...'

'Oi! '

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

'It's from the local microbrewery.'

'This horchata de chufas, it's very moreish you know.'

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

'For a moment there, I thought he was my kind of man, drinking doubles...'

"Seriously. . . I used to leap them in a single bound!"

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

"You must be the new barmaid."

"The Convent of the Immaculate Heart Brewery"

Give a man a six-pack and he'll drink for a day. Give a man a brewery and he'll drink for a lifetime. ?

"Ralph has his own little microbrewery."

"Whatcha making there little fella?"

"This one's a blend of historical and contemporary botanicals."

'It's sad to think the world is down to just 12 countries.'

"Can't keep away, eh...?"

"I'll have one for the floor bartender..."

"If this beer had a head it would hang it in shame."

Laga Lamp.