Drink Adventurer Gifts

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

"Name your poison."

'This horchata de chufas, it's very moreish you know.'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'Say whether.'

"I'll have one for the floor bartender..."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

Complaints Desk

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

California Beverages Map

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

My first mistake.

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

"Want to see me make him beg, roll over and shake?"

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

'Oi! '

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

"You don't have to schedule a follow-up visit. You just come back whenever you want."

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

Dutch Courage

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

'He's giving us a final request? Ask for a glass of Beaujolais Nouveau - that'll give us till November.'

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

"In actual fact, most pubs these days cater for kids." (Toddler served milk at bar).

'I failed my wine appreciation class. I swirled, sniffed and spilled out every sample perfectly. If only I had remembered to taste them.'

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'