Drink Adventurer Gifts

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

"Name your poison."

'This horchata de chufas, it's very moreish you know.'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'Say whether.'

"I'll have one for the floor bartender..."

"Seriously. . . I used to leap them in a single bound!"

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

Complaints Desk

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

California Beverages Map

My first mistake.

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

"Want to see me make him beg, roll over and shake?"

'Oi! '

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

"You don't have to schedule a follow-up visit. You just come back whenever you want."

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"