Adventure Drinker Gifts

Visitor to a Landmark Tavern

"It's half price because we ran out of lemons and used crushed onions."

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Bears going water skiing.

Kardiff.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Breakthrough

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

Snowman of the Apes

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Safari.

Public footpath on a desert island.

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

JAMES BONDING

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"