Drinks Adventurer Gifts

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'For a moment there, I thought he was my kind of man, drinking doubles...'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

'Oi! '

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

"Want to see me make him beg, roll over and shake?"

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

"You don't have to schedule a follow-up visit. You just come back whenever you want."

"Seriously. . . I used to leap them in a single bound!"

Blue wine

'This horchata de chufas, it's very moreish you know.'

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

"I'm getting gnats, I'm getting cats, I'm getting dogs..."

"If you tasted like a Umami, where would you be hiding?"

"In actual fact, most pubs these days cater for kids." (Toddler served milk at bar).