Drinks Adventurer Gifts

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'For a moment there, I thought he was my kind of man, drinking doubles...'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

"Want to see me make him beg, roll over and shake?"

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

'Oi! '

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

"You don't have to schedule a follow-up visit. You just come back whenever you want."

"In actual fact, most pubs these days cater for kids." (Toddler served milk at bar).

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

'This horchata de chufas, it's very moreish you know.'

"I'm getting gnats, I'm getting cats, I'm getting dogs..."

Blue wine

"If you tasted like a Umami, where would you be hiding?"

'I failed my wine appreciation class. I swirled, sniffed and spilled out every sample perfectly. If only I had remembered to taste them.'