Craft Ales Gifts

Happy thoughts

"Sorry mate, you're not coming in without any proof of beard."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Beer Stall

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Bottle Distillery

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'Malty tasking.'

California Beverages Map

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

Real Beer People

Cold Beers and Skiers

'This low-alcohol beer doesn't taste bad with a scotch in it.'

'I brew it myself.'

"Tap anywhere to begin."

Beer Lunch

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium