Craft Beverages Gifts

'One unexpected problem I've run into, since making my own wine, is finding foods to pair with 160-proof Burgundy.'

"It's a new craft beverage with zero carbs, zero calories, and no bitter aftertaste. It's called water."

A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Joined at the hipster.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Beer Stall

Happy thoughts

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Bottle Distillery

'Malty tasking.'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

California Beverages Map

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else! (Published originally on Nov. 8, 2015.)

'This low-alcohol beer doesn't taste bad with a scotch in it.'

Real Beer People

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

'I brew it myself.'

"Tap anywhere to begin."