Beverage Crafting Gifts

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Bottle Distillery

"Tap anywhere to begin."

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

"Apparently the carrot is locally sourced, the whisky is craft, the mince pie is gluten-free..."

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

The perfect martini.

'And here's a year's supply of Jim's Pinot Noir. When you taste it, you'll know why it's a year's supply.'

"In this plant we bottle soft drinks, Tim, not our emotions."

Old Irascible? Someone call?

"If they gave us lemons, you'd make lemonade, but I'd make limoncello."

A Peek Inside the Monster Soda Factory

"It's one of those microbrews."

"It's a new craft beverage with zero carbs, zero calories, and no bitter aftertaste. It's called water."

"This one's a blend of historical and contemporary botanicals."

"Made with pride in our basement."

"Are you ordering two more bottles or just slipping into your 'great icons of drinking' mode?"

'One unexpected problem I've run into, since making my own wine, is finding foods to pair with 160-proof Burgundy.'

'I added tobasco sauce to make it pink.'

"I prefer air craft beer."

"It's a full bodied beer."

Good, huh? I grind my own cocoa beans.

Zeke only drinks craft hootch from a micro-still nowadays.

Zeke only drinks craft hootch form a micro-still nowadays.

I love Pretentious Coffee.

"It's a microbrew."