Craft Beverage Enthusiast Gifts

'And here's a year's supply of Jim's Pinot Noir. When you taste it, you'll know why it's a year's supply.'

"It's a new craft beverage with zero carbs, zero calories, and no bitter aftertaste. It's called water."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

A Good Batch.

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Bottle Distillery

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

Cold Beers and Skiers

Beer Lunch

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else! (Published originally on Nov. 8, 2015.)

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

'I brew it myself.'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

"You order the microbrew?"

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

Hipster Coffee

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else!

Alcohol Ingredients

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."