Craft Beverage Enthusiast Gifts

'And here's a year's supply of Jim's Pinot Noir. When you taste it, you'll know why it's a year's supply.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

A Good Batch.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Bottle Distillery

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

Beer Lunch

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

Cold Beers and Skiers

'I brew it myself.'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

"You order the microbrew?"

Hipster Coffee

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

Alcohol Ingredients

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

"Apparently the carrot is locally sourced, the whisky is craft, the mince pie is gluten-free..."

'Come to our microbrew party. It's B.Y.O.B. Bring Your Own Brewery.'

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."