Craft Beer Gifts

Gentrifiers of Catan

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'I've decided to put responsible labelling on my homebrew.'

"IPAs, Crafts and Ales ... oh my!"

"You just can't accept that I've found someone 'extra special'." Best bitter / Pale Ale / Tennants Very Very Strong Lager.

"Glad you like the beer. I put a little Prozac in it."

'Come to our microbrew party. It's B.Y.O.B. Bring Your Own Brewery.'

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

Gentrification of the fridge

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

'Say - they tell me this real ale of yours is really SOMETHING,buddy!'

'I brew it myself.'

Designer Beer

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

The best part of waking up...is brewski in your cup.

'We'll never make it: you're gourmet coffee and craft beer, I'm instant and light.'

Rodin's Bitter Rivals

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

'It's the ultimate micro brew. Put some hops and yeast in your mouth and gargle.'

'This guest beer tastes funny!'

'This low-alcohol beer doesn't taste bad with a scotch in it.'

'Do I bother to check the pH of my home brew? No. Why?'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Toast labor day with union crafted beer!

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"I prefer air craft beer."

"I only drink Arts and Crafts beer."

"It's beer flavored prune juice."

"It's a lovingly handcrafted beer, citra and summit hopped, with notes of lime, passion fruit and ...."

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"With that craft beer, you're paying for the finest hops, choicest barleys and a lot more alcohol."

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

Beer Stall

'No, not 25 years - we've just added our 25th artificial ingredient.'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer