Craft Beer Brewer Gifts

Beer....Beer Fart.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Joined at the hipster.

Beer Stall

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Bottle Distillery

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

'Malty tasking.'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

California Beverages Map

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

My dad makes his own beer.

Cold Beers and Skiers

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else! (Published originally on Nov. 8, 2015.)

Real Beer People

'This low-alcohol beer doesn't taste bad with a scotch in it.'