Craft Beer Brewer Pillows

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Beer Stall

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Bottle Distillery

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

'Malty tasking.'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

California Beverages Map

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

My dad makes his own beer.

'This low-alcohol beer doesn't taste bad with a scotch in it.'

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

Real Beer People

Cold Beers and Skiers

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'