Craft Beverages T-Shirts

'One unexpected problem I've run into, since making my own wine, is finding foods to pair with 160-proof Burgundy.'

A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Beer Stall

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Happy thoughts

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Bottle Distillery

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

'Malty tasking.'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

California Beverages Map

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'I brew it myself.'

Real Beer People

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"Tap anywhere to begin."

'This low-alcohol beer doesn't taste bad with a scotch in it.'

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'