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Zeke only drinks craft hootch from a micro-still nowadays.

"This one's a blend of historical and contemporary botanicals."

A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Happy thoughts

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Bottle Distillery

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

"Tap anywhere to begin."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

"Apparently the carrot is locally sourced, the whisky is craft, the mince pie is gluten-free..."

The perfect martini.

'And here's a year's supply of Jim's Pinot Noir. When you taste it, you'll know why it's a year's supply.'

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

Old Irascible? Someone call?

"It's a new craft beverage with zero carbs, zero calories, and no bitter aftertaste. It's called water."

"Made with pride in our basement."

"Are you ordering two more bottles or just slipping into your 'great icons of drinking' mode?"

"Sorry mate, you're not coming in without any proof of beard."

'I added tobasco sauce to make it pink.'

'Jim should call his home brew Lottery Ticket - there's about a 1-in-50-million chance of being happy with it.'

'One unexpected problem I've run into, since making my own wine, is finding foods to pair with 160-proof Burgundy.'

"I prefer air craft beer."

"It's a full bodied beer."

'This wine is made from fermented raisins by convicts in the state penitentiary...'

Good, huh? I grind my own cocoa beans.

I love Pretentious Coffee.

"It's a microbrew."