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'I added tobasco sauce to make it pink.'

A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

Make your own bottled water.

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

Ginspiration!

You can never over garnish!

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

'I think we've done it, Igor. This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

'And here's a year's supply of Jim's Pinot Noir. When you taste it, you'll know why it's a year's supply.'

'So, how do you like it? I crushed the grapes myself!'

'Someday, all this will be yours.'

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

'I think the home made wine is a little on the sharp-side...!'

"It's a new craft beverage with zero carbs, zero calories, and no bitter aftertaste. It's called water."

"This one's a blend of historical and contemporary botanicals."

"Made with pride in our basement."

A Peek Inside the Monster Soda Factory

"Organic frog, tongue of gluten free dog, wing of sustainable bat..."

"Are you ordering two more bottles or just slipping into your 'great icons of drinking' mode?"

'One unexpected problem I've run into, since making my own wine, is finding foods to pair with 160-proof Burgundy.'

Bikers.

'This wine is made from fermented raisins by convicts in the state penitentiary...'

Good, huh? I grind my own cocoa beans.

Zeke only drinks craft hootch from a micro-still nowadays.

"I can't decide between a little umbrella and an olive on a sword."