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"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

The Vineyard

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

'Shaken, not stirred.'

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'

Make your own bottled water.

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"Whiskey and splash coming up!"

'I'll be home for dinner in a few minutes... I'm getting my stomach lined right now.'

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

'I think it's time we left...'

Trolley Queen

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

You can never over garnish!

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

'To save money, Bob started making his own wine. This Chablis, for example, only cost him $329 a bottle.'

'Somehow, somewhere, someone's skimming the profits.'

Galician vineyards

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'So, how do you like it? I crushed the grapes myself!'

Winery tours.

'Can't you come up with something more elegant than 'Dave's Homemade Booze'?'