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Serving wine - "I make it myself."

'So, how do you like it? I crushed the grapes myself!'

Bikers.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

My dad makes his own beer.

'Shaken, not stirred.'

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'

Make your own bottled water.

"How many times must I tell you, the floor is sloping?"

'I think it's time we left...'

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'And here's a year's supply of Jim's Pinot Noir. When you taste it, you'll know why it's a year's supply.'

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

'Can't you come up with something more elegant than 'Dave's Homemade Booze'?'

'Would you like to try some of our home-made?'

'I think the home made wine is a little on the sharp-side...!'

"I put the whole thing together with my mom’s health care statements – pretty scary, huh?"

"This one's a blend of historical and contemporary botanicals."

"Made with pride in our basement."

Let's make a cake...

'Looks like they finally figured out how to ferment coconut milk.'

'I like to puree before I crunch the numbers.'

'There's no ice so I dropped my teeth in it.'

'No cocktails for me, thanks.'

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Professional Drinker. Closed course. Do not attempt.

Black Russian

'I added tobasco sauce to make it pink.'