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'No cocktails for me, thanks.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

A Good Batch.

'No ice.'

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

Shaken not stirred

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

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"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"Oh, may I freshen your drink, Dr. Marshall?"

My first mistake.

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

Corpse Reviver Number 2

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

'Says here, a disgruntled employee brought a gun into the liquor distillery today...to the gills!'

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

We were out of little umbrellas, so I added a bit of sunscreen!

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

The Angel's Share

Dickens' First Encounter with a Martini

Make your own bottled water.

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

'What's your poison?'