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'No cocktails for me, thanks.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

A Good Batch.

'No ice.'

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Shaken not stirred

Balancing two espresso martinis

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

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Bottle Distillery

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"Oh, may I freshen your drink, Dr. Marshall?"

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

My first mistake.

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

'Says here, a disgruntled employee brought a gun into the liquor distillery today...to the gills!'

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

Corpse Reviver Number 2

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

The Angel's Share

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

Dickens' First Encounter with a Martini

Make your own bottled water.

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

'What's your poison?'

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium