Do-it-yourself Distiller T-Shirts

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

A Good Batch.

Non-Drip ?

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

Bottle Distillery

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I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Fixing the TV.

'Handyman's Special'

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

'Says here, a disgruntled employee brought a gun into the liquor distillery today...to the gills!'

Hellbillies.

The Angel's Share

Make your own bottled water.

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

"Mijo, I'm very proud of you... How hard you work at your school and your job. I think it's time you get your dream car."

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

"I think you might need a few more tools."

Wallpaper Music

Revenuers will be shot.

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

"Holy cow! This is bourbon!" "My husband is from Kentucky."

"Condense this down to a series of memes and we'll take another look at it."

The Emersons at Home

'So, how do you like it? I crushed the grapes myself!'

'Can't you come up with something more elegant than 'Dave's Homemade Booze'?'

'Would you like to try some of our home-made?'

'I think the home made wine is a little on the sharp-side...!'

Harold's problem is that he puts his pants on two legs at a time.

"Hey - we could do with another light bulb. . !"

Haircut Kit. The salesman said this self hair cutting kit will quickly pay for itself! Not to mention the money you'll save because you won't leave the house for weeks!