Do-it-yourself Distiller Gifts

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

A Good Batch.

Non-Drip ?

Bottle Distillery

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I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

'Handyman's Special'

Fixing the TV.

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

'Says here, a disgruntled employee brought a gun into the liquor distillery today...to the gills!'

Hellbillies.

The Angel's Share

Make your own bottled water.

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

"I think you might need a few more tools."

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

Wallpaper Music

Revenuers will be shot.

"Holy cow! This is bourbon!" "My husband is from Kentucky."

The Emersons at Home

'So, how do you like it? I crushed the grapes myself!'

'Would you like to try some of our home-made?'

'Can't you come up with something more elegant than 'Dave's Homemade Booze'?'

"Hey - we could do with another light bulb. . !"

Harold's problem is that he puts his pants on two legs at a time.

'I think the home made wine is a little on the sharp-side...!'

"People make a fuss about qualifications but with a bit of common sense anyone can do what these medical types do!"