Home Distiller Gifts

Grades of booze

A Good Batch.

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

You've Had Enough!

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Bottle Distillery

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

CASA DE JOY PREMIUM TEQUILA STONE BISSETT DISTILLERY CONT. NET.1000 ML 40% ALC Vol.

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

Preparing for a new arrival

My dad makes his own beer.

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

'Says here, a disgruntled employee brought a gun into the liquor distillery today...to the gills!'

'I brew it myself.'

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

The Angel's Share

'I should never have let you pick the taps!'

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

'This low-alcohol beer doesn't taste bad with a scotch in it.'

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'