Distillery Worker Gifts

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"Holy cow! This is bourbon!" "My husband is from Kentucky."

'Says here, a disgruntled employee brought a gun into the liquor distillery today...to the gills!'

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

A Good Batch.

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'We'll take it!'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Bottle Distillery

CASA DE JOY PREMIUM TEQUILA STONE BISSETT DISTILLERY CONT. NET.1000 ML 40% ALC Vol.

'Let's call him lucky!'

"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."

US Energy Needs.

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

Snake in the grass...

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

Keystone XL

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

The Angel's Share

Energy trap.

Camel In The Tent

There's no real oil emergency...

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'