Oil Plant Worker Gifts

Awareness!...

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

'Let's call him lucky!'

"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

Snake in the grass...

US Energy Needs.

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

Car Breast-Feeding

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

Keystone XL

"Woo-hoo!"

There's no real oil emergency...

The Procrastinator

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Camel In The Tent

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

'Who is to blame?'

Energy trap.

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'