Oilfield Worker Gifts

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

"Excuse me, but would you be so kind as to move your truck a few feet to the left?"

'You can't wear that on site!....

Oilfield worker eating fancy sundae from lunchbox.

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'Let's call him lucky!'

"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

US Energy Needs.

Snake in the grass...

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

Keystone XL

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

"Woo-hoo!"

Camel In The Tent

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

There's no real oil emergency...

'Who is to blame?'

The Procrastinator

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

Energy trap.

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'