Oil Industry Worker Gifts

Oil Industry Safety.

Windfall in oil.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"You ordered a tanker load, remember?" "I meant one of these!" (pointing to tiny oil tank).

Oil tanker and refinery.

"Dude, we've struck cannabis oil! We're going to be rich!"

China Syndrome.

Dinosaur Predicting Oil Futures.

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

The U.S. Energy Policy maze.

Oilfields.

Man with oil drilling station in plant pot

Oil plan pipeline lies.

'We've struck off-shore oil!'

Wishing well turns into an oil well.

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Future Paybacks - water, $400 per barrel

'Wasn't that sweet of your father? For my birthday, he gave me a barrel of crude oil.'

'Should we be using words like 'fracking' in front of the kids?'

Keystone XL

The Fish Food Chain about to be taken over by a large spillage of Oil leaking from an Ocean Oil rig.

Russian Oil Rig.

Mermaid sits on rock in the middle of an oil spill.

Pipeline Backers Hang On

Free Oil.

"I'm filling the pool - it's cheaper than water."

Venezuela Cliff Edge

"It's not a map of our new oil drilling sites--it's our stock price."

""Yeah, I like the hard stuff...so what?'

Oil on Mars.

"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."

Opec & Coronavirus

Some Blood For Oil

"Okay, you've got my arm, here's my damn leg."