Oil Industry Workers Gifts

"The price is up again? I hadn't noticed."

It wasn't easy, but we finally plugged the hole.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

'Let's call him lucky!'

"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

US Energy Needs.

Snake in the grass...

Libyan Crude Oil

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

Car Breast-Feeding

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Take me to your leader. . .

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Keystone XL

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

Army Man Playset 2020

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

The Procrastinator

There's no real oil emergency...

The science doesn't prove global warming. Stop the fraud. So why save gas because bad things "might" happen in 50 years? Global warming is hot air. Because we're going broke importing oil from countries that hate us today? Lemme see our talking points. Global warming is hot air.