Oilfield Worker T-Shirts

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

"Excuse me, but would you be so kind as to move your truck a few feet to the left?"

'You can't wear that on site!....

Oilfield worker eating fancy sundae from lunchbox.

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'Let's call him lucky!'

US Energy Needs.

Snake in the grass...

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

Keystone XL

"Woo-hoo!"

There's no real oil emergency...

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

Energy trap.

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

'Who is to blame?'

Camel In The Tent

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

Home Heating Oil

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Mermaid sits on rock in the middle of an oil spill.

'Looks like big oil bought out Santa.'

'This is one of those 'shovel ready' jobs you hear about.'