Oil Rig Worker T-Shirts

'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!'

'Actually, I don't think any safety program would have caught this one,'

Procedures

How Are My Safe Work Habits? Call 1-800-555-safe.

'This CAN'T be safe! We need a bigger helicopter!'

'Today's safety topic is HELICOPTER SAFETY!'

Oil Rig with a giant plug.

You are not alone! It is a TEAM EFFORT!

Oil Workers

"Look at the bright side - employment for thousands trying to clean it up."

Oil Rig with Day Care Centre.

Oil Painting Class

Know the consequences!...

Ballad of Offshore Drilling.

Dinosaur Looks Like Mine.

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

'Did you try switching to a shampoo for oily hair?'

Safety: 'When Can I Work On My Own?'

The oil is sticking its two fingers up at these workman - 'Check it out Frank... crude oil!'

Roustabout.

Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.

"Oil!! - Must've drilled too hard....!"

Safety is NO accident!

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'Let's call him lucky!'

"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

US Energy Needs.

Snake in the grass...

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'