'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!'
Oil Rig Worker Prints
Decorate their space with bold, humorous prints celebrating oil rig work. These art pieces add personality and a bit of adventure to any room, fitting for the hardworking professional.
'Actually, I don't think any safety program would have caught this one,'
Procedures
How Are My Safe Work Habits? Call 1-800-555-safe.
'This CAN'T be safe! We need a bigger helicopter!'
'Today's safety topic is HELICOPTER SAFETY!'
Oil Rig with a giant plug.
You are not alone! It is a TEAM EFFORT!
Oil Workers
"Look at the bright side - employment for thousands trying to clean it up."
Oil Rig with Day Care Centre.
Oil Painting Class
Know the consequences!...
Ballad of Offshore Drilling.
Dinosaur Looks Like Mine.
'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'
'Did you try switching to a shampoo for oily hair?'
Safety: 'When Can I Work On My Own?'
The oil is sticking its two fingers up at these workman - 'Check it out Frank... crude oil!'
Roustabout.
Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.
"Oil!! - Must've drilled too hard....!"
Safety is NO accident!
Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...
GAS PRICES AT PUMP
'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'
'Let's call him lucky!'
"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."
"Now I'm just cleaning up."
US Energy Needs.
Snake in the grass...
"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."
"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."
National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).
'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'
Oil Rig Worker Prints Collection
Oil Rig Worker Mugs
Explore our collection of oil rig worker mugs and find the perfect humorous gift to start their day with a smile.
Oil Rig Worker Pillows
Discover our oil rig themed pillows to add fun and personality to their relaxation and sleep space.
Oil Rig Worker T-Shirts
Check out our oil rig worker t-shirts for a blend of comfort, humor, and professional pride—great for any offshore hero.